Hey

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

(via captainfluffypants)

tenaflyviper:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

I love Hello Kitty, and I can’t explain the existence of this thing whatsoever.

(via foodismynigga)

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

(via drogonsflame)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via ilaughatyouslut)

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

(via edroy)